"Policy Ensurance" 
What you want
Let me draw you a map
No problem, you see
It is this way and that
Oh I forgot to mention Other
But It doesn't amount to much
You have it on good word
It's just a little such and such
You're In My Hands Good Neighbor
But don't worry, I'm on your side
You see I am not so bad
I only want to help
Give me your trust
No need to think
Well if you must
Think of me the way
I advertise as your benefactor
I bring you sport events
And many other prime time lovelies
For your pleasure as your receipt
Never mind you pay for my point of view
You don't need representation
I represent you Well sort of
The law says I'm the other side
Don't believe it What does the law know
I have my own idea
No need for factual reference
I pave the road with ease
Status quo is mine
I tell it as I please
Are you well asleep
Ah, Good
You now have peace of mind
No matter it hypnotic trance
Leave it to me
I'll lead the dance
Now for the first order of business
We need to take away your say in claims
No need for your authority
You wouldn't know what to do with it anyway
What!
You want to tell Me
What to bring
How could You
Do such a thing
You mean you want to know more
You want to figure out things for yourself
But don't have the know how
Well, you can look if you must
But you will find it rare as hens' teeth
And why would you ever want to challenge me
Your good friend and neighbor whom you trust
Go back to sleep now
There, there...why make a fuss
Under breath
Pure heresy
The nerve of these hosts to doubt their guest
So little they know
I am King
What I say goes
